A spray painted wall
An air-freshener called Orange Juice on a bathroom sink in a cafe in...one of the villages
The fact that freshener has an e after the h
a poster for Soul Calibur 4 in front of a Blockbuster (it had Yoda on it and I did not know Yoda was in Soul Calibur 4)
I have finally found a place I can sing "Six Pack" in the middle of a crowded street to no one's surprise.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Los Campesinos!
I don't think I could build a robot cuter than Los Campesinos.
But I bet this guy could:
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Punk Band or Idiom?
It's Punk Band or Idiom!
For each entry you must guess if it is a punk band, or an idiom, or both!
1. uh oh!
2. Kick the Bucket
3. Battle of the Sexes
4. Complaints are Up
5. Back Seat Driver
Guess!!!!
For each entry you must guess if it is a punk band, or an idiom, or both!
1. uh oh!
2. Kick the Bucket
3. Battle of the Sexes
4. Complaints are Up
5. Back Seat Driver
Guess!!!!
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Big the Comic
Has anyone ever written a Big comic book? The Tom Hanks movie? Can I? Who do i have to talk to about clearing that?
They've done Indiana Jones comics, Predator comics, Buffy comics. It wouldn't be that far of a stretch. He could be a superhero somehow. I mean, I'd have to think about it, pull an Alan Moore maybe. It'd be hard but, I think it could work!
Something like, he decided that...OH!! I GOT IT!!!
So time has passed. Josh Baskin (Tom Hanks Character) is one year older. His girlfriend has been brutally raped by a child molester. Not content to sit around and wait for Dateline to catch him, Josh returns to Zoltar Speaks. He makes a new wish: to be able to turn into an adult with super strength whenever he wishes.
With his new found ability, Josh lures predators into his home in his child form, "goes to his bedroom to freshen up", and then comes back a super strong 30 year old with nothing better to do than do some pounding!
That last part was sexual, wasn't it?
They've done Indiana Jones comics, Predator comics, Buffy comics. It wouldn't be that far of a stretch. He could be a superhero somehow. I mean, I'd have to think about it, pull an Alan Moore maybe. It'd be hard but, I think it could work!
Something like, he decided that...OH!! I GOT IT!!!
So time has passed. Josh Baskin (Tom Hanks Character) is one year older. His girlfriend has been brutally raped by a child molester. Not content to sit around and wait for Dateline to catch him, Josh returns to Zoltar Speaks. He makes a new wish: to be able to turn into an adult with super strength whenever he wishes.
With his new found ability, Josh lures predators into his home in his child form, "goes to his bedroom to freshen up", and then comes back a super strong 30 year old with nothing better to do than do some pounding!
That last part was sexual, wasn't it?
Monday, August 4, 2008
Love Revolution
So I'm working at Kohl's. Today I worked for 7 and a half hours and heard the new Lenny Kravitz single "Love Revolution" 9 times. Techically, I only heard Lenny Kravitz's "Love Revolution" six times; the other three times I heard Mr. Kravitz's wonderful composition was a cover, sung by a woman, slowed down, and played on an organ (this is good-the key to any revolution is to cover all the marketing demographics; Lenny attracking the rockers, this woman the housewives).
I don't know what Mr. Kravitz is trying to accomplish here. I do know though that if you buy two pairs of Levi Jeans you get a free copy of Mr. Kravitz's new album. What is he trying to do here? Spread the word about the Love Revolution to people who don't usually buy his albums? Get rid of some cd's? Who knows, maybe this was how the French Revolution got started. For all we know, the Federalist papers came free with the purpose of two carts of Tea. Or for every 3 wigs. Wigs were very popular during the American Revolution, because Shampoo hadn't been invented, so most men went bald by 12.
The first five times, I thought, "this is so stupid." But by the ninth time, I gotta say, I'm actually kind of excited about the Love Revolution! Sure I have my doubts and questions, but nevertheless, I'm kinda pumped.
I don't know what Mr. Kravitz is trying to accomplish here. I do know though that if you buy two pairs of Levi Jeans you get a free copy of Mr. Kravitz's new album. What is he trying to do here? Spread the word about the Love Revolution to people who don't usually buy his albums? Get rid of some cd's? Who knows, maybe this was how the French Revolution got started. For all we know, the Federalist papers came free with the purpose of two carts of Tea. Or for every 3 wigs. Wigs were very popular during the American Revolution, because Shampoo hadn't been invented, so most men went bald by 12.
The first five times, I thought, "this is so stupid." But by the ninth time, I gotta say, I'm actually kind of excited about the Love Revolution! Sure I have my doubts and questions, but nevertheless, I'm kinda pumped.
Rage Against the Machine Fact Week: Day 5
In conclusion to Rage Against the Machine Fact Week, today's fact number will be written in Spanish!
FACT SINCO: My high score on Guitar Hero for Rage Against the Machine's "Bulls On Parade" is around 107,000. I think, somewhere around there.
FACT SINCO: My high score on Guitar Hero for Rage Against the Machine's "Bulls On Parade" is around 107,000. I think, somewhere around there.
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