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Man, all my friends are blogging now! And thus telling me I don't blog enough.

I am feeling good. It's nice to be sleeping in a bed again. SXSW was insanely weird, so much going on. It was incredibly taxing, but also super fun.

I've been having a lot of erotic dreams lately. I also had a dream my friends went to Blue Hill Burgers without telling me, but I found out because I also went there alone at the same time.

Steve Martin's Comedy Ain't Pretty is my new favorite stand-up album. Pure genius. Did he invent alternative comedy? Demetri Martin is pretty similar to Steve Martin in all fairness. My big problem with stand up is how much of it sucks. I hate hearing jewish guys who masturbate everyday whine. Go fuck yourself!

What a day!

Well today turned around.

I woke up feeling like CRAP. It was like I was going to vomit. Then my teacher wasn't in class, so the TA's taught History of Western Art. And they were great! A lot better than our professor! It was loose but informative. A lot, lot, lot of fun. Also, one of the TAs was better than our professor I'd even argue! Plus, I used my laptop to take notes. It was such a good idea! I am way more prepared now!

And then, holy shit. I discovered this:

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/michelle-williams/michelle-williams-topless-video-from-incendiary-004438

This is one of the best out of context celebrity nude scenes from a movie I've ever seen for two reasons:
1) it is erotic as fuck
2) the ending.

What the hell happens at the end? What is on the TV? Did Michelle Williams previously mentioned husband and son die? WHAT HAPPENED! I almost want to buy this shitty movie just to find out. But really just to see if there are more sex scenes.

This video also confirms a growing suspicion of mine that Ewan McGregor will be in anything, no matter how awful, so long as he gets an anal sex scene.

And then...the new Grizzly Bear album leaked!