Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Common Fetish-Doting Balerina Cock in hand

Man, all my friends are blogging now! And thus telling me I don't blog enough.

I am feeling good. It's nice to be sleeping in a bed again. SXSW was insanely weird, so much going on. It was incredibly taxing, but also super fun.

I've been having a lot of erotic dreams lately. I also had a dream my friends went to Blue Hill Burgers without telling me, but I found out because I also went there alone at the same time.

Steve Martin's Comedy Ain't Pretty is my new favorite stand-up album. Pure genius. Did he invent alternative comedy? Demetri Martin is pretty similar to Steve Martin in all fairness. My big problem with stand up is how much of it sucks. I hate hearing jewish guys who masturbate everyday whine. Go fuck yourself!

2 comments:

Katkatkat said...

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john dolphin said...

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