...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of the Dead?

More like, ...And You Will Know us By the Trail of the Poorly Reviewed Albums!

Animal Collective

Animal Collective have a new album coming out.

It's called Merriweather Post Pavillion.

I dont have a link to download it. I'm just trying to see how many more hits I'll get if I mention it. Google alerts is great that way.

It's Ladies Night

I like it when I can't tell if an R&B song is a parody or unintentionally hilarious.

On an unrelated note, my greatest fear is that I will become the next Tay Zonday.

the Fork and the Electrical Outlet

This is an experimental film I made. It's called "the Fork and the Electrical Outlet".

Straight to You: A Morality Play

This is a morality play I wrote:

INT. LIBRARY-NIGHT
JOHN sits at a table in the library working on his homework on an apple laptop. He is tired. It is 2 AM.
JOHN: All I want to do is listen to the Nick Cave song "Straight to You". Hey wait a minute, I could watch the video on youtube!!!

John looks in his bag to see if he brought his headphones. He did not.

JOHN: This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.

THE END

While short, my morality play is quite dense and ambiguous. I understand that many might not easily grasp the moral of my morality play. It is only because I care that I will explain the moral, so as to help those who need it: the moral of my morality play is to always bring your headphones with you.

Words I Learn that are also things I want to do someday

1. Concubinage: the practice of keeping a concubine.
I had no idea concubinage was a word. In fact, I didn't really know what I concubine was until today. Sounds like fun.

Announcing: Roller Coasters Kick Ass

http://rollercoasterskickass.blogspot.com/

I would like to announce that I am starting a brand new blog, Roller Coasters Kick Ass*. The goal of this blog is to focus on and discuss at great depth about Roller Coasters.

Some of the Roller Coasters that will be discussed include:


Jurassic Park: The Ride, arguably better than Jurassic Park.


Space Mountain, arguably better than space.


Steel Dragon 2000, arguably better than a Steel Dragon.

It is my dream that you will enjoy Roller Coasters Kick Ass as much as I enjoy Roller Coasters.

*Roller Coasters are Awesome and Roller Coasters are Fun were already taken.


http://rollercoasterskickass.blogspot.com/

A Day in the Life of Steven Seagal

PRODUCER: Steven, our meeting with the investors is in ten minutes and we STILL dont have a plot for the movie!
STEVEN: Don't worry-thats exactly three more minutes than we need.

Titty Fest

This year's Titty Fest is going to be awesome! The line up is really solid, and it also happens to be on my birthday. I'm so f-ing excited, this is probably going to be the best Titty Fest ever. Which, as anyone who has ever been to Titty Fest will agree, is saying a lot.

Granted, I'll always remember 2003 as the greatest Titty Fest, maybe because it was my first Titty Fest, and maybe because I went with my dad, and maybe because I saw more Titties in one weekend than I had ever seen in my life...ahh damn, I cant wait!

There Will Be Blood 2

Im writing a sequel to There Will Be Blood. It's going to be called There Will Be Blood 2. Or There Will Be Blood Too.

Covered in Socks

Im so warm right now I feel like Im in a body sized sock.