Saved by the Bell season 1

I could start a new blog called Lessons I learn from episodes of Saved By the Bell.

the episode that's on right now has taught me that I shouldn't sell out my friends in order to get into a group, because any group that would force me to betray others is probably not a group worth getting into to begin with.

The episode before this one taught me that I should always do my homework, and lying is bad.

All the Young Dudes

This song...this is what life is. You can't describe it, but you just know when you die and you look back on your life, this is going to be the music that accompanies the montage of your memories.

Laundry

laundry always makes sense in hindsight.

Lesson

When life gives you lonely friday nights, make a photobooth party for one.

Drunk Moderator

I've decided to start posting sketches I right here.
This is a sketch I wrote last night. Enjoy!

MODERATOR
Hey what’s up! Oh god what’s a camera doing in this studio!? Just kidding, I know what a camera’s doing in this studio. This is a…debate. So…I’m gonna ask each of these two guys some questions, and they’re gonna answer. It’s gonna be cool.
Hey-hey-hey-who am I? “let’s get it started
in hah, let’s get it started in here”. You know what, let’s make that the first question. Senator Bluford?
JOE BLUFORD
…I believe you are impersonating The Black Eyed Peas?
MODERATOR
YEA I AM! GOOD ANSWER! You freaking rock. Governor Wilson, you’re response?
GOV. JAMES WILSON
I…I would have said the same.
MODERATOR
Holy shit you rock too! Okay next question. Ummm…let’s see…innie Minnie Minnie moe. Just kidding. Bluford.
BLUFORD
(pause) yes?
MODERATOR
You ever think about it’d be like if America was founded by magicians instead of pilgrims?
BLUFORD
(pause) I cannot say I have. But I imagine...
MODERATOR
Yea I do that too. Wilson your response?
WILSON
Perhaps there would be a greater emphasis on coin tricks than religion?
MODERATOR
Yea that’d be cool. Alright, I’m bored, so I think I’m gonna go meet up with my friend Tyrone. Just kidding, Tyrone’s not my friend, I just buy drugs from him. L8er!