Drunk Moderator

I've decided to start posting sketches I right here.
This is a sketch I wrote last night. Enjoy!

MODERATOR
Hey what’s up! Oh god what’s a camera doing in this studio!? Just kidding, I know what a camera’s doing in this studio. This is a…debate. So…I’m gonna ask each of these two guys some questions, and they’re gonna answer. It’s gonna be cool.
Hey-hey-hey-who am I? “let’s get it started
in hah, let’s get it started in here”. You know what, let’s make that the first question. Senator Bluford?
JOE BLUFORD
…I believe you are impersonating The Black Eyed Peas?
MODERATOR
YEA I AM! GOOD ANSWER! You freaking rock. Governor Wilson, you’re response?
GOV. JAMES WILSON
I…I would have said the same.
MODERATOR
Holy shit you rock too! Okay next question. Ummm…let’s see…innie Minnie Minnie moe. Just kidding. Bluford.
BLUFORD
(pause) yes?
MODERATOR
You ever think about it’d be like if America was founded by magicians instead of pilgrims?
BLUFORD
(pause) I cannot say I have. But I imagine...
MODERATOR
Yea I do that too. Wilson your response?
WILSON
Perhaps there would be a greater emphasis on coin tricks than religion?
MODERATOR
Yea that’d be cool. Alright, I’m bored, so I think I’m gonna go meet up with my friend Tyrone. Just kidding, Tyrone’s not my friend, I just buy drugs from him. L8er!