Sunday, October 5, 2008

A Day in the Life of Steven Seagal

PRODUCER: Steven, our meeting with the investors is in ten minutes and we STILL dont have a plot for the movie!
STEVEN: Don't worry-thats exactly three more minutes than we need.

1 comment:

Carl of Titan said...

"Uh, Gold, I uh, thought you were dead"


Interesting Fact: Gold does, indeed, not have all day to wait. Important shit is going down, man! He really needs to prioritize his time if he's ever going to make it to the top of the secret five man section of the C.I.A. that he's in! Tsk Tsk Tsk.