Has anyone ever written a Big comic book? The Tom Hanks movie? Can I? Who do i have to talk to about clearing that?
They've done Indiana Jones comics, Predator comics, Buffy comics. It wouldn't be that far of a stretch. He could be a superhero somehow. I mean, I'd have to think about it, pull an Alan Moore maybe. It'd be hard but, I think it could work!
Something like, he decided that...OH!! I GOT IT!!!
So time has passed. Josh Baskin (Tom Hanks Character) is one year older. His girlfriend has been brutally raped by a child molester. Not content to sit around and wait for Dateline to catch him, Josh returns to Zoltar Speaks. He makes a new wish: to be able to turn into an adult with super strength whenever he wishes.
With his new found ability, Josh lures predators into his home in his child form, "goes to his bedroom to freshen up", and then comes back a super strong 30 year old with nothing better to do than do some pounding!
That last part was sexual, wasn't it?
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