GAY SORT OF RASPY VOICED SOUTHERN AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR

Also, this is the first sketch I wrote after deciding to write a sketch a day. Again, written in a day, pretty rough, acne.

GAY SORT OF RASPY VOICED SOUTHERN AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR
INT. CLASSROOM-DAY

Pre-schoolers stand around a classroom stretching. GAY SORT OF RASPY VOICED SOUTHERN AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR enters.
GAY SORT OF RASPY VOICED SOUTHERN AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR
OKAY YA’LL ITS TIME TO DO SOME AEROBICS. LET’S DO IT.
He leads them in aerobic work outs, throwing in positive reinforcements.
GAY SORT OF RASPY VOICED SOUTHERN AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR
THAT’S FUCKIN GREAT YA’LL, KEEP DOIN THAT WHILE I CHECK MY MAIL.
He checks his mail, slowly.
GAY SORT OF RASPY VOICED SOUTHERN AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR
OH NO YA’LL I GOT CANCER.
(Blackout).