I just had the most fucked dream I have ever had. Or at least since 8th grade.
It was basically a series of dreams, a series of music videos. In each video, Justin Timberlake was in love with the girlfriend of one of (or possibly all of) the Backstreet Boys. Somehow, the Backstreet Boy(s?) found out, and Justin Timberlake and the girlfriend had to run away because the Backstreet Boys were going the kill them both. So Justin Timberlake and the girlfriend are running away, but then the Backstreet Boys show up!
So then the come to a fence that has fallen over, and the girlfriend has the brilliant idea to put the fence back up and tie it to the ground so the Backstreet Boys won't find them. But the Backstreet Boys knock it down anyway!
So Justin Timberlake realizes he has to fight the Backstreet Boys. And he does quite well. At this point I went into Justin Timberlake's P.O.V. (that's movie business talk for point of view). And he starts kicking their asses one by one. And the first two Backstreet Boys go down pretty easily, but the third and forth decide to team up, and things stop going well. It looks like Justin Timberlake might lose. The girlfriend is screaming, but she can't help out because she has no tae kwon do experience.
And then, something amazing happens: the fifth Backstreet Boys, Brian Littrell, starts singing "guys stop!" The music and fighting stops for a split second. Then Brian Littrell keeps singing about how fighting won't stop any of their problems. Then, Howie starts singing about he realizes what Brian is saying, and agrees. Suddenly all the Backstreet Boys start singing, because they realize that this blatant dhostility is probably the girlfriend probably left one of them(them?). Justin Timberlake looks at the girlfriend, and they start making out. At this point, the Backstreet Boys start crying, but it's a good kind of crying.
Did I mention that this entire time a Backstreet Boys or NSYNC song was playing? I couldn't tell which one of these two groups the song was by though, and I'm pretty sure it has never been released.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
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