1. Nick Cage finds a treasure map for the fountain of youth which turns out to be...inside Mount Rushmore!
2. Apparently, there is a map to a pile of treasure. Unfortunately...it's in the coat pocket of the jacket George Washington wore...when he died!
3. Something involving Bald Eagles.
4. Turns out, The White House is a space ship that can fly to the moon!
5. something american...historical...related to america...uhhhhh.........fuck.....the Emancipation Proclamation is a treasure map to...a magical island..filed with gold...but it's run by Leprechauns...who are also Nazis.
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