Satanic Text Messages

From: Satan 6:42 PM 7/11/08
"Yo what up?"

From: Satan 6:52 PM 7/11/08
"Chillin wit Chris. What u doin tonight?"

From: Satan 6:59 PM 7/11/08
"Wanna see Hancock?"

From: Satan 4:23 PM 7/12/08
"Hey"

From: Satan 4:41 PM 7/12/08
"you there?"

From: Satan 4:49 PM 7/12/08
"What are you doing tonight?"

From: Satan 5:13 PM 7/12/08
"Do you wanna see Hancock tonight? I already saw it wit Chris but its good, I wanna see it twice. Especially wit u :)"

From: Satan 6:33 PM 7/12/08
"Oh No worries. Sucks that you cant come :(. That sounds like fun though, wish I could be a part of that :)"

From: Satan 6:35 PM 7/12/08
"Oh no I wasn't implying anything. Nah, it would be weird if I came to your sisters Bat Mitzfah. Still sounds like fun though"

From: Satan 8:23 PM 7/12/08
"Hancock is better the second time"

From: Satan 8:24 PM 7/12/08
"Id still be down to see it with you a 3rd time tho :)"

From: Satan 8:33 PM 7/12/08
"Really? Oh, yea, you should totally see it with your family. They'll love it."

From: Satan 3:30 PM 7/13/08
"Did u like Hancock?"

From: Satan 3:38 PM 7/13/08
"really? Huh. I guess, I liked it though."

From: Satan 3:42 PM 7/13/08
"Maybe u'd like it better a second time ;)"

From: Satan 3:45 PM 7/13/08
"oh. Well...yea fine."

From: Satan 3:50 PM 7/13/08
"What's your deal Beth? You think just because Hell hath no fury I won't get...forget it. Forget u."