Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Mustaches
I know this girl who dates this guy who has a mustache. He's about two years older than her. It makes him look like he's four years older than her. It also makes him look like a guy who has a collection of naked pictures that makes him cry when he looks at them. I also think he: masturbates a lot, begs her to videotape them having sex, enjoys going to farmers markets, and has tasted his own sweat.
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Mustaches are evil. 'Nough said. Though what if the girl were wearing the mustache? What then? Would it have the same message? Oh the things to ponder.
That would freak me out!
A girl I knew once drew on a fake mustache for Halloween. She was Frank Sinatra. It still creeps me out to look at her...
Not an adventurer in the more hirsute side of the population? Hehe.
Zach I have a mustache, I find that girls are generally repelled by facial hair and I can only grow my beard out knowing that I will not be even within the realm of possibility for most of the girls I meet and most of the gay men.
I guess what I'm saying is you pretty much described me to a T just now, but with the big exception that I can guarantee you I have not been laid in many a year. However I have noticed that many young men aspire to grow facial hair because they find it manly. Is there something manly about not getting laid?
There is Sean, something stoic about it. Kinda like, courtly love.
Psh. I go nuts for facial hair. Those other girls don't know what they're missing.
I've never grown anything more than a pube stache.
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