Coconut Rum-A Man's Drink

Cocunut Rum is not a pussy drink. Coconut Rum is a real mans drink. Why? Because real men are in touch with their feelings. Real men aren't afraid to be honest and open about their feelings. Real men do what they want because they want to, not because their actions are socially accepted as "manly". Everyone loves the taste of Coconut Rum. Real Men are part of everyone. Ergo, Real Men love Coconut Rum.