A Brief History of the Vietnam

There once was a country called Vietnam. The country is still called Vietnam, but it has not contributed anything of substance or interest since.

Now Vietnam was a fucking bitch. Selfish, ego-centric...inflated sense of self-importance. Just a total bitch, who was lucky enough to be in a relationship with the United States. And this was the U.S. in the 60's: everyone wanted a piece of the US back then. Sure, it was popular to say you didn't want it, but everyone knew they would drop anything or anyone to get with the U.S.

Now Vietnam had a pretty good thing going with the US, who was WAY out of Vietnam's league. But did Vietnam appreciate the US? NO, the stupid bitch. She thought she was better than the US. Basically, Vietnam started doing some pretty awful shit to itself. And the US was like, "Babe, you're out of control, you need to stop!" And Vietnam was like, "Blah blah blah, F-OFF, DONT TELL ME HOW TO RUN MY LIFE!! I DO WHAT I WANT WHENEVER I WANT." So then they started fighting. And it got pretty bad.

At first everyone was behind the US. But then it started going on for a really long time. People started wondering why the US was still going at it. Why would a country that so clearly better than another country waste so much time on that country, when it could easily move on? Was it trying to prove a point? Was that point worth proving?

Finally, the U.S. admitted that it was stupid to go after that bitch Vietnam. The U.S. lost took a huge blow to its reputation after that. And much to no ones surprise, Slutty Vietnam almost destroyed itself. Since then, the U.S. has been in a very successful relationship with a very successful country, England. The U.S. has also flirted with some other hot countries, including a very tumultuous affair with Iraq, which did not go well either. Vietnam is still a whore.