Drunk Dialing

Today I have come to the shocking realization that people DON'T actually like it when I call them drunk.

Honestly, all this time I have been drinking to dial, under the apparently false assumption that people like talking to me when I am drunk enough to kill myself behind the wheel of a motor vehicle.

It's not like I drunk dial that often too. If I was drunk dialing like, twice a week, I could see how that would be annoying. But I only drink about once every five or so weeks. I've been under the impression that people anticipated my calls like a minor, minor holiday of sorts. But I guess not so.

Thing is, I don't drink for myself. I drink for the community. I get drunk to tell jokes or stories that I might not have come up with sober. Not that they're any better than those my sober self, they're just different. A nice change of pace from teh regular old Dolphin.

I think I've really learned my lesson too; I think I am going to stop. Drinking that is. If I can't drink and dial at the same time I see no point to drink.