Weekend of John

The Weekend of John is approaching! Weekends of John are always good, but this one is looking to be especially bitchin.

What is a Weekend of John? A Weekend of John is a weekend-long celebration of John: the things he likes, the things he likes to do, and most importantly, things in general, which John likes.

Details for a Weekend of John are often hazy, as details and planning are not one of the things John likes, and Weekend of Johns are weekends of things John likes, not dislikes, thus they are avoided if possible. However, schedules are usually made-in the heat of the moment! Only John has any idea where he will be in any approaching period of five minutes. John could be sitting quietly in his room listening to Sung Tongs, and suddenly stand up to leave. Where is he going, you ask, sitting in the same room reading a stack of comic books you just bought. You ask. "Where are you going, John?" "That coffee place in Piedmont"*. A complete and unexpected shock on your behalf, leaving you cold in a way you never expected.

Weekends of John have been far less frequent in recent times, due in part to dismal grades, incurable infatuations with the unavailable, and general "am I living the Great Gastby?" quandries. But with recent and anticipated academic improvements, waning infatuations with the unrequited, and general "no I am not living in the Great Gatsby" sentiments a plenty, this Weekend of John could in fact be THE Weekend of John.

Possible Festivities:
Multiple visits to Record stores
Pizza
Final Fantasy 7
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
partying
Long, long-distance phone calls
Milano cookies
Girl Scout Cookies
Sugar cookies
Oatmeal Raisin Cookies
Black Chocolate cookies
Peanut Butter Cookies
At least 20 glasses of Ice tea
5 Redbulls
Smack talkin on the b-ball court


*It should be noted that if John is heading to this unspecified coffee bar, the weekend of John has clearly failed, due to the fact that John only goes to this unspecified Coffee bar when life is shit. Oh do we hope the Weekend of John goes off without a hitch.