1 Reason Sweden might be Better than America

So Robyn is like the Brittney Spears (circa 2000) of Sweden, or some European country. But she's a lot more awesome than Brittney Spears. Now, I may have just failed a Statistics test, and I have gotten the lowest grade in my school on the Statistics exam (even worse than the tolken slut and a guy named Park). These things are true. However, I still feel qualified to make this statement:

Robyn=Brittney Spears x 10 + good songs+attitude+an ear for sweet electronic beats+a very strange haircut that borders on dyke -obvious drug abuse -a Louisiana accent -breast implants +collaborations with Snoop D O double Gizzle

It appears that she is 30 years old. I don't know much about her, her career, her social philosophies. All I know is what I've heard is super awesome.

The problem is, living in America prevents me from jumping into the aural pool of sexy love, aka listening to her albums. According to wikipedia, Robyn has released four albums of sonic gold that could be potentially weaving in my ears. But as of yet, only one EP has been released in America.

There is only one logical solution: The U.S. must annexate Sweden. It may be far, but if Puerto Rico is close enough to potentially become a state, why not Sweden? Sure, it's really big, and they probably wouldn't want to join us for political reasons. But I'm sure they'd understand once we explained to them how badly we want Robyn cd's in our record stores at reasonable, non import prices. I'm sure Prime Minister Olof Palme, an unofficially official Robyn fan, would understand our desire. Plus, we're the United States! We have more nukes than Jesus Christ on a B-Ball court.

When Gustav Vasa laid on his deathbed, after a lifetime spent unifying Sweden in the 16th Century, the last thing he said to his son was, "you must ensure that Sweden is a nation of love and beauty, and does its best to spread that love across the world". Did Gustav Vasa unify Sweden in the 16th Century in vain?