How Deep Is Your Love

"How Deep is Your Love", the least disco song on the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack. Are there more beautiful songs?

It's a shame that the only people in this world who are allowed to openly love this song are greesy, balding, overweight Jewish 50 year old guys who work as DJ's at clubs your parents go to when they feel like "acting wild" while the kids stay home with a babysitter, they have a few beers, maybe one or two of them bums some ecstasy of the babysitter* for the first time. They are also always perverts who masturbate more than you sleep.

Oh, and moms. Moms are allowed to listen to the Bee Gees, because they can then talk about how the Discoteques were so much fun, it was just about the dancing and the music. You assume they also mean cocaine, and they assume you assume, but it never comes up, at least not while you live with your parents and you're still in high school.

But seriously, this is a great song! It's got great texture, an impecable melody, and the Bee Gee brothers harmonizing.




*I don't hang out with these parents enough, nor talk about this type of stuff with my parents, nor babysit, to know if they actually do ecstasy at these awful clubs. Though I do know that my pyschology teacher expressed interest in trying it once. His niece told him it was great.